~ I am what I think ~

by Garcia

Iím commandante of the pueblo
I am because I think so
Every inch a handsome soldier
Trim of hip and broad of shoulder
How do you know?
Because I think so
Ho ho! because he thinks so!

I am the man who captured Zorro
I am because I think so
Though the fox is very wily
Iíll pursue him oh so slyly
How do you know?
Because I think so
Ho ho! because he thinks so

Now in battle I have won so many medals
That my chest canít hold another single one I fear
(The only kind of medal that youíll ever get will be
For terrific speed in running to the rear!)

I am the man the ladies love so
I am because I think so
SeŮoritas canít resist me
Theyíre my slaves once they have kissed me
(Now is that so because he thinks so?)
No no! not till he shrinks so!